David Humphreys   Feb 23, 2010 1 Comments

2005_get_rich_or_die_trying_011
 

According to Variety, rapper-turned-actor Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson is set to play a college football player who faces his own mortality in the upcoming Things Fall Apart.  Jackson is supposedly in the process of losing 65 pounds for the role.

But the big question is: will he be able to lose 10 years?  College seniors are typically between the ages of 22 and 24.  50 Cent is 34 years old.  Perhaps if they hire the same special effects company that made Brad Pitt 20 years younger in Benjamin Button, Jackson's presence in the film could be semi-plausible.

No word as of yet whether or not the film will be based on the novel by Chinua Achebe, the poem by William Butler Yeats, or the album by The Roots.

: 2:19 PM
1 Comments

All things fall apart
The centre cannot hold
Fiddy's a crappy actor
Plus, he looks too old.

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Working...
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.

Working...

Post a comment

 
Search